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He's got a thousand names, a million faces
He's left his mark in several places
From Jacksonville up round Duvall
He left Polk County he was running from the law
Trouble follows wherever he goes
He's in Miami-Dade putting something up his nose
And, they call him the Florida Man
Grady Judd's got his picture on the news
He's on the run, ain't got nothing to lose
Misdemeanors they grow on trees
He's out here racking up felonies
Better get outta Lakeland boy, as fast as you can
That sheriff down there, well he always gets his man
But hey, that's Florida Man
You say “I don't do crazy”
Well I'm happy to report
Grab a beer and chill
Cause Florida Man's a spectator sport
On TV Bay News 9's gotta feature
A man robbed a liquor store with a swamp creature
And they called him, A Florida Man
They call him a Florida Man
Get out his way folks as fast as you can
From Tallahassee down to Tampa Bay
He's either doing something crazy
Or you bet he's on his way
They call him the Florida Man
And that's Florida Man!
Hey, That’s Florida Man!